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And don't worry about the dangers because you're already dead! Yes you're going to LOVE Wednesdays" We start off nice and easy with the finest hash, then move on to coke as a nice pick me up, then we go out and do ecstasy and dance and have a great time then we wind the day down with some top-notch heroin. Probably our most popular day to be honest. "Perfect," said the devil, "then you're going to LOVE Wednesdays, Wednesday is our drug day. "I smoke pot every now and then," said the guy. "That does sound pretty good," said the guy, "but." A very popular day, you're going to LOVE Tuesdays." We wake up, have breakfast with amazing Bloody Marys that takes us to an early lunch where we have pizza and beer then drink beer and whiskey all afternoon until dinner time where we have the best wines, followed by port and cognac.
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"Perfect," said the devil, "then you're going to LOVE Tuesdays, Tuesday is our drinking day. "Sure," said the guy, "everyone likes a drink every now and then." "That does sound ok," said the guy, "but if it's all the same to you I want to talk to the man upstairs and see." It's really a lot of fun, you're going to LOVE Mondays" In the morning we play blackjack and roulette, at lunch we bet on the horses, in the afternoon we bet on sports games and at night we play cards. "Perfect," said the devil, "then you're going to LOVE Mondays, Monday is our gambling day. "I gamble a little bit," said the guy, "I play poker with my friends every now and then and always have a bet on the big horse races." "Let me give you an example," he said, "what's today? Monday right? Yes, Monday. Unconvinced, the guy prepared to object but the devil cut him off. "Calm down," said the devil, "the rules for going upstairs are a lot stricter than people realize - and besides, like I said before, it's really not that bad here." "How can that be, I'm a good person, this can't be right, it can't be!" "What!?!" said the guy, starting to panic. "but before you get overly concerned, it's not as bad as you think it is!" "You're in Hell," said the devil, appearing. A guy gets hit by a bus and finds himself in front of iron gates.